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    Drop Down Menus Html by Vista-ButtWhy Riding is Better than Sex

    1.You do not have to sneak your riding magazines into the house.

    2. If you are having trouble with riding, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.

    3. The Ten Commandments do not say anything about riding.

    4. If your trainer takes pictures or videotapes of you riding, you do not have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.

    5. Your horse will not keep asking questions about other horses you have ridden.

    6. It's perfectly respectable to ride a horse you've never met before or ridden, just once or to ride many horses in the same day, whether you know them or not.

    7. When you see a really good horse, you do not have to feel guilty about imagining riding him/her.

    8.If your regular horse is not available, he/she will not object if you ride another horse.

    9.Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you ride by yourself.

    10.When dealing with a riding trainer, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

    11. You do not have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy riding stuff.

    12. You can have a riding calendar on your wall at the office, tell riding jokes and invite co-workers to ride with you without getting sued for harassment.

    13. There is no such thing as a Riding Transmitted Disease.

    14. If you want to watch horses on television, you do not have to subscribe to a premium cable channel (but you might need a video tape).

    15. Nobody expects you to promise to ride the same horse for the rest of your life.

    16. Nobody expects you to give up riding if your equine partner loses interest in the sport.

    17. You do not have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of riding.

    18. Your horse will never say, "What? You just rode me last week! Is that all you ever think about?"

     

     

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